Subah Ho Gayi Mamu : A New Beginning

‘Subah ho gayi hai, uth kar mirror me face dekho, smile greeting do apne aap ko, brush kar lo din acha jayega :)’

Yes my dear all friends, first of all the awaited year for which we have been making plans, resolutions, has arrived and… okay ab resolutions ki hi baat ki hai to lets pehle yahi kar lete hain, apne message baad me type karunga padh to rahe hi ho na koi jaldi thodi hai. Haan to resolutions made in 2011, made for 2012… sabse jyada log to chahte hain apni waist wa size reduce karna increase karna. Boys want from 34 to 32 then girls taking an oath for fitting themselves in curved jeans of 24 nahi to 26 ya fir 28 bhi chalegi :-P
Per ladkiyon pehle khana to kam karo. Raat din khati hi rahogi to Jeans ke alawa aur kuch nahi pehn paogi ek din ;-) Maine khud resolution liya hai. I mean lena nahi chahta tha but jis tarah log kasme wade kar rahe the Facebook pe, maine bhi kar liya. Maine kabhi na nibhane wali ksam khayi that I will save 40% of the earnings I do. Huh! To kya ab savings me chakkar me mai Nikon SLR na lu? Blackberry sabke paas hai office me mai apna 4 saal purana Nokia le ke shaan se gumta rahu? Ya fir core dual 2 processer laptop le ke wait karu ki kab ye hang-mode se bahar nikle aur kab mai type karu? Mujhe bhi i7 chahiye. Lo sir ji and madam ji, mere resolution ka kaisa rape hua all of you have already seen. Well, after reading this article tum log bhi apne pura ya na pure hone wale resolution jinki tumne kasmein khayi thin, write down in comments. OK :)

Ek bandi ne resolution liya,“No abusing.” I clicked on ‘Like’ and made a wink. You know why? Because I know when she will see my wink, wo apna resolution tod degi ;-) Hehe One frustrated Facebook-sick guy says my new year resolution is that I will quit Facebook. Kamal hai sir :-) Facebook ke samne hi bol rahe ho Facebook ko chhod ke chale jaoge. Bade bewafa nikle aap to. Look, is bandi me dum hai who says,“I will make new boyfriends.” Sahi ja rahi hai dost… ek aad chance mere ek do desperate friends hain unhe bhi de dena ;) shayad tum logo ki kahani set ho jaye :D Ak bache ne majak kar diya new year wale din. Bolta hai,“To study hard.” Joke of the year award goes to you kid :) Hats off to you Ankit Gupta. Ankit says,“Parents ko time duga.” That is such a good thing you can do in this year and I wish you fulfill your pledge bro. Another she wrote,“ To get my book published....” and I wrote her back, this time in inbox, wishing her all the best for her book. I pray that her book gets published this year. And let me talk about the last kasam and then we will move on to further discussion. Priya says that she will get up early in the morning and try not to fall in love. Girl, falling and not falling in love is not in your hand. And mai bhagwan se hath jodkar prayer karta hu ki kisi ko saal 2012 me pyar ho chahe na ho, aapko zarur ho jaye, by God kasam se maja aa jayega (:

Chalo bahut ho gaye kasme-wade… wo to humne bhul hi jane hain, lets come back to kaam ki baat pe. OK I left my sentence incomplete in the beginning. Well, I was saying morning has risen up. Day has started. Just like you brush your teeth every morning so that you day goes well (I know usse pehle tum 10 baar bed tea pi chuke hote ho, so it doesn’t make a sence in fact … LOL) just like that day one has started and instead of wasting its precious moments why not utilize those moments in writing a history. I mean not literally writing history. Woh to hum exam sheet pe bahut karte hain. Mera matlab hai khud ki history likho. Uff.. how to tell, words nahi fit ho rahe. OK… let me try one more time. Khud ki kahani liko… apne aane wale kal ki. Har ek pal ko jiyo aise jaise ho pal ye akhiri tumhari zindgi ka. Rone me barbad bahut kar li zindgi, ab haq hai mera khilkhilane ka… hasne ka… muskurane ka… mar jauga ek din… marne se pehle ji jane ka. Smile in every moments, live life at full etcetera etcetera etcetera :D While writing this article one of my friends jumps from no-where and says,“Precaution is better than cure.” Hehe.. how true. Sahi baat hai yaar accident se acha hai pehle hi savdhan ho jao. Agar pyar nahi karna to college jana band kar do. Na college jaoge na bandi dikhegi na pyar hoga. Agar boss ke anger se bachna hai to precaution le lo, office 10:00 clock pe jate ho 08:00 jana shuru kar do. Chalo.. forget… jisko jaise suit karta hai, adjust karega. O! dirty minds, motivational lecture chal raha hai yahan and you people thinking about I know what. Sudhar jao bata raha hu, huh.

Alrighty, keeping our lecture on hoping you aren’t getting bore, I am pulling it bit lengthy. Ugghh!! Will anyone let me write in peace, please? Another friend disturbs,“Bhai new year kaisa gaya tera?” had hai yaar. New year gaya? Kab gaya? Kahan gaya? New year start huye abhi char ghante bhi nahi huye aur ye puch raha hai kaisa gaya? Gaya nahi hai mere dost just start hua hai. Still 365 days and few hours left, uske baad batauga kaisa gaya new year. OK… thoda sa inspirational add-on deta hu yahan pe. Hmm… so still 365 days and couple of hours left, we have plenty of time and energy to make this year one of the best year of our life. I mean seriously… think about it. Think… what you since ever wanted to do. What is within deadline… what you can plan and what you can do. Start working on it. And the most important thing is start working on it right now. The best example is the girl above who wants to get her book published and I am hell sure it will happen. So let your passions live; live for your passions. Nautanki karne me time bahut waste kar liye, ab thoda sa invest kar lo. Aur itne impress mat ho jana meri baton se ki nautanki karna hi band kar do… that is also an important part of life and it makes you clicking lots of photograps ;-) Photographs? Haan, photographs. Memories bahut zaroori hain. Keep cherishing moments, bahut yaad aate hain baad me, especially after college jab sab apni apni professional life me ghus jate hain, paise kama rahe hote hain na, tab udhar ke paise se pi hui chai bahut yaad aati hai. When you eat meals in expensive hotels on office-expense, canteen ke samose ki bahut yaad aati hai. Build memories mere dosto, kyoki bina mamories ke to rona bhi nahi aa payega tumhe. Kam se ro loge to man halka ho jayega.

Chalo ab mujhe khud rona aa raha hai, mai ja raha hu rone :-P Heehee… baad me milege. I hope khuch ghusa ho tumhari khopdi me. Maine pura one hour spend kiya hai ise likhne me. Mera naye saal ka ye ek hour waste mat hone dena, investment hai ye mera. Wish you all a bombastic, positive, happy year twenty twelve. Celebration aaj sham ko khatm na ho jaye dosto, pura saal baki hai. Lets keep the fire burning throughout year within ourselves. And yes, not be afraid of dying. Mar bhi jaoge to kya, maro aise ki log yaad kare.

Love, Ashish

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